Putting the k: in What the Fuck:
I have been inspi(red). I have been pushed. As the charges on my family crest represent, I will not fight unless provoked. I have been provoked to unleash a fury of stinging commentary upon a single target. The target in my sight is the provocateur. The provocateur of a the desi(red) wrath should prepare. From behind the screen the pith will flow while in your presence I will bow to chivalry. The eyes are very telling. Telling indeed. A devote conviction is a worthy opposition. You have been weakened by logic. I see it in your eyes.
posted by sconsetmonkey @ 2/28/2007 04:31:00 PM
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Someone is fucked. I hope it's not me. K, has officially called you out.She wants you to put the gloves back on and fight. Jerri, called you woman like Sunday night. Me, I'm just annoying.
Mia, you little traitor! :) Ghost, what the hell are you typing about? If my adoration cannot be surmised through the electronic waves cresting through the keyboard, then it's all GEEK to me.
I'm just a girl from the South, with a sassy little mouth, trying to be good as can be, without Ghost threatenin' me.
You better not mean me. I'm thinking no since you've "conspi(red)" the t-shirt lingo someone else's way.
Im Sure its Kathaleen. She likes...craves the attention.
ricklentless,
I AM FREAKING OUT! Mia, you have gotten me paranoid over that "woman" joke I made. Ghost isn't a sensitive spirit, is he? I see him more as a bada-s poltergeist.
Ah, yes the logo reference. I am empowe(red).
kravitz..........sit down.
kaiser.........zip it.
Mr. Lentless....hello, my friend.
She is the one per request.
Notice how he calls the guy on the blog "my friend." Do I detect a certain animosity towards the females here? I'm zipping it now and going to watch Law and Order on TiVo, far away from Ghost's wrath. No haunting me or else...
I'm showe(red) with relief!
Girls Slow down and read the blogs...Its right in front of you. Listen to a little OZZIE..perhaps a little parinoid?? Ghost dont blame the girls ,its a goverment conspiracy to keep people in constant fear.How else would the goverment keep the consumables flying off the shelfs? EX: Theres going to be a snow storm....better get milk and bread.LOL
Its nice to know that a couple of guys can rattle your cages.Remember..its a mans world...but it wouldnt be nothin...without a womon or a girl..... FOOTNOTE ALERT! James Brown.
............keep people in constant fear.
a tongue in cheek comment but 100% accurate.
(((What the fuck is going on in here)))! - All I wrote was that the ghost no longer argues with me since we've met and I asked where the hell my "K" blog went? WTF!
Mia:
What do you mean - someone is fucked here? Is this group sex? I have never even had a 3-way! It's nice to post potty mouth here, huh? Liberating.
Jerri:
Oh, you are way more than a girl form the south, our little one! We love that sassy mouth!
ricklentless:
Craves attention, me? Fuck you, mister. That was mean! Just terrible.
ghost:
Oh, honey - I have missed you! You're back! Welcome home!
Now, now, now – ghost, we have touched on the seven sins before and you well know how I feel about wrath. I have none in my heart for you, so please lets not go down the line of the remaining six, ok? (RED)IE, set - go!
Ghost,
You fooled me so when I see you next, look out, WoooPah! Don't forget the matching cozy, because KC loves matching cozies, preferably in (RED)dish brown.
You know, I am not at all god in the patience department. But, since I have learned that you have ingested the almighty “V”, I will find the strength to wait till your better – it would never be fair otherwise – your mind is not your own right now and I do understand. I have been on Vicodin in the past and know how altering to the mind it can be. It made me quite loopy and nauseous – make sure you are eating well. Get better.
Ha-ha! I meant to write – I am not GOOD in the patience department! LOL.
Now that was funny - but not indented to have been written that way initially.
Note to self: Good one, K! And, without the effort of trying. One point from the subconscious typo, my favor!
I like the type-O better, K. THAT would be a good t-shirt.
Oh, and by the way – Is that a picture a tornado on the way?
How long before it will get here?
I now have livestock to worry about you know. I better put a call in to the insurance company and begin packing.
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