sconsetmonkey

I've seen it. It's real. And it's scary.

14 May 2007

Pickin' up the 2.5 Spare

Earlier this afternoon, I received via USPS, just before the rate increase, a sexy Sumo-size extra glossy postcard addressed to me. Randy invited me, by name, to come to the Brighton Town Hall Meeting. I feel special. What in the world should I wear?

Perhaps a black tie affair or maybe business casual.

I know, the always fashionable, Doc Martens, a Scottish kilt and a bowling shirt.

That's sure to make Randy take notice, after all he wrote me personally. I am special, I really am.

Now what to do with my hair?

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Jerri S. Kaiser said...: You must put lilacs in your hair to be totally Rochester, and be sure to wear your Veterans pin so as to even out the bowling shirt. These affairs demand neutrality.; 5/16/2007 07:41:00 PM

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