Don't believe the hype.
We'll get less snow than expectedDecember 16, 2007 7:17 am — This weekend's snowstorm will be less severe than originally forecast.
democratandchroncle.com
Conditions will deteriorate rapidly late Saturday night and early Sunday morning, becoming very difficult...maybe even impossible at times.
13wham.com
Winter BLAST:
Major Winter Snowstorm Underway into Monday LATEST HEADLINES:
--16-24" expected in metro Rochester by Monday
WROC
... afraid the storm could end up like The Blizzard of '77. This time around, he's stockpiling things like milk, eggs and water.
10 NBC
Do you get it?
What do people do when they're told to be afraid? Spend money.
Water, milk, eggs, booze, snow blowers, shovels, videos, gas, generators, gloves, more gas, condoms, gigantic tvs, PS3, Sony Wii, Guitar Hero, ammunition, Oreos, board games, hotel rooms for Hannah Montana concert, Coach bags, calendars, cards, new windows, dining room tables, sex toys, guns, more gas, duct tape, super glue, BandAids, fancy pens, perfume etc. etc. etc.
IT'S THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD!!!!
Is this playing Monday morning quarterback on a Sunday morning? Not really and there's plenty of time for me to be wrong regarding the weather, but then again I'm not talking about the weather.
If it snowed ALOT or it didn't the result was the same.
Fear. Spend money. Feel secure. Lather rinse repeat.
Sound familiar?



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Just because you said you do this, I bought bactine, two lighters and tape the other day, just to see if anyone would comment. Nothing happened. Of course, I bought about $100 in groceries so maybe my technique isn't as blatant as yours...
The trick is to ONLY purchase those items.
Here's a suggestion for a sure fire hit.
Rolling papers, staples and 9V battery.
k-y, condoms and a turkey baster
Rectal thermometer, eye drops and copy of Guns and Ammo.
castor oil, oatmeal and liquid plumber
Rubber gloves, duct tape, garbage bags.
Sandpaper, alpha hydroxy face cream, tweezers
Ammonia, bleach, pantyhose?
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