Sound the bagpipes!

Here at Sconset and Monkey the motto is optimism. (snark) For the new year I, as The Decider, have opted to open the doors to a new contributor and broaden the scope of rants about politics, culture, art, fetishism and well, whatever comes to the Internets via gigantic tubes from our newest poster.

After all, it's about the evolution of Sconset and Monkey not its creation. Granted if the standards of decorum are not bashed to pieces, our new friend will have their ass kicked to the curb. Not in some Green fucking hippy recycling way, but in the trash with the rest of the garbage, like a styrofoam cup from the eighties, perched upon a heap of never decaying waste, where time stands still, forever.

Without further adieu, it is with great pleasure to introduce you to Kaos.

Get to work, fucker.