Moby Dick!

This seems to be the week of the resurgence of the big, white dick. Scientists in Alaska have found a real life Moby Dick in the waters off the Aleutian Islands. Rarely seen and hardly ever photographed (where were you, sconsetmonkey?), the elusive white whale was finally proven real.

Meanwhile, in New York, the other white meat is being eaten for dinner by the hungry Republicans eager to annihilate the scandal-plagued governor while saying publicly they feel bad for his family. This Moby Dick has weathered tough waters but the money-for-sex scandal is too rough of a sea to survive since the governor made his reputation preaching ethics reform.

Nice job of defining hypocrisy on both sides of the political aisle. I have my own part to keep under control, so I understand the struggle to keep it in the pants, but for the governor to squander his potential once again, I say "What a big, white dick."