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14 January 2009

The Inauguration: Code Pink, er...um...uh, Code Brown

Recent statistics regarding "services" during the Inauguration of Barack Obama are indeed interesting.

The temporary installation of 5000 porta-potties could reach Critical Mass during Tuesday's festivities.

Let's look at the numbers...

5000 portable toilets

2 Million people (low estimate)

That works out to 400 people per potty. Well above the recommendation ratio of Don's Johns, the supplier for the event, which prefers a 100 person to potty ratio.

Aside from the long lines, cold seats, and the potential for a run on the personally endorsed iPhone app Sit or Squat, I'm sure there will be more people in DC talking shit than usual.

Should you start the day with that Obamalette, a side of Freedom fries smothered in Change, well, I guess that Depends.

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