Time Warner Mouthpiece meets a Monkey.

Last evening I had the opportunity to listen to some Time Warner mouthpieces flap away while having that, we're concerned about your thoughts, look on there faces. Their statements in response to Congressman Eric Massa's criticisms were indeed well scripted and walked the company line.

During a lull in the preliminary public flogging of TW, a comment was made that would address another topic as TW's issue had been covered rather well, for now. At that moment TW1 leans over to TW3 and says, Thank You in a tone of well needed mercy.

The close of the evening resulted in a mad dash by many to get some face time with the TW boys in suits.

The following began with a firm TW handshake with slight inward pull to gain leverage in conversation. Must have been a former car salesman.

TW1: Blah Blah Blah...grow customer base...Blah Blah Blah...we're concerned about your thoughts look...Blah Blah Blah...may help customers...Blah Blah Blah...We're hear to listen...Blah Blah Blah...

Monkey:How are you going to address John Q. Public's overage fees, when a fucker like me, gets a call in Fairport to upload some files, and swings down the first residential street with sexy MacBook blazing and stops in front of the first open wifi network and bites into this poor bastards bandwidth. Huh? How are you going to protect a guy who had the time to makeup a cool name for his network but seemingly forgot to slap on a password.

TW1 writes feverishly
TW3 it's all about the body language man, c'mon pay attention, basic stuff here, you showed me your soul on that one, learn something from TW1
TW2 lurking from behind...I see your shadow fucker, I know you're there

Monkey: This cap is going to kill me.

TW1: Blah Blah Blah...customer...Blah Blah Blah...gentle smile brewing...Blah Blah Blah...HELP customers...Blah Blah Blah...I'm hear to listen...Blah Blah Blah...wait for it...wait for it...

What if we were to offer you an Unlimited Tier!?!?

Monkey: I already have unlimited internet access.

TW1: gentle smile fading...crickets...


fin.